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¶ smooth move
i knew it was gonna slip out at some point, but it still sucked when it did.

I used to (still do) have this habit of giving totally asinine answers to random questions. A typical exchange would be like this:
someone: Hey, who's that ugly girl?
me: Your mom!
someone: ...
So I called stacy a couple days ago and when she picked up the phone she was like 'who is it?' but she didn't hear me the first couple times so then i just blurted out 'your mom!' and as soon as i said it, i thought "... fuck."

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