Grigory Yaroslavtsev (Indiana University, Bloomington) Badger Rampage: Multi-dimensional Balanced Partitioning of Facebook-scale Graphs I will describe Badger Rampage, a simple general framework for designing practical algorithms for d-dimensional balanced partitioning of graphs with several billions of vertices and up to 10^12 edges. Badger Rampage is based on applying noisy projected gradient descent to a non-convex relaxation of the problem. For an appropriately chosen relaxation, the gradient descent step can be implemented simply as local averaging of the neighboring values. The technical core of our work is optimizing the computationally expensive projection step for which we give an algorithm with complexity O(|V| log^d |V|) for d <= 2. Experiments on Apache Giraph using subsets of the Facebook graph show comparable or superior performance against existing literature on one-dimensional graph partitioning with the added benefits of simplicity and generalizability to the multi-dimensional case. Analysis of convergence properties of Badger Rampage is left as an open problem. Joint work with Dmitrii Avdiukhin (Indiana University) and Sergey Pupyrev (Facebook).