Ah, no. We don't want your money. It was only a bit of harmless fun. Just a joke you see. We aren't offering a serious service here.

Thank you for your interest, but no honestly we don't want your money!

Look put the wallet away. No we're not saying your money isn't good enough for us. I'm sure it is outstanding money. Money that is ever battling the forces of evil and supporting all that is affiliated with sweetness and light. But we don't want it.

Look please. Try to see it from our viewpoint. We weren't expecting to have this problem. How were we to know that there would be such a strong market for our services? True they are relatively unique. True, they do serve as a useful output for all those Ms and Bs you've been hording over the years. But they are, in a deep sense, utterly useless. Of course, this never dented the sales of a consumer product before, and we should have realized that.

But keep your money, please. The flood of donations people have been sending in is getting us in trouble with the administrators of our server already. Who knows what they'll do once it goes over the million dollar mark.