¶ Stabbing Johnny Damon Posted 19 years, 11 months ago on December 24, 2005
A few nights ago, we went to Magianno's for dinner. At a table near us, someone had brought a life-sized cardboard cutout of Johnny Damon to the restaurant, which was just sitting at their table. Turns out everyone is pissed off that Johny Damon is leaving the Red Sox to join the Yankees, and they were using the cutout as a sort of voodoo figure. Everyone was using it to curse Johnny Damon and his family, and I definitely saw someone random person stab it in the heart with a steak knife. Harsh love, that's for sure.

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