Carp 1: I think that'll fit in my mouth. Let me try. Bonk. Nope.
Carp 2: Ok, let me try. Bonk. Nope.
Carp 3: Ok, I'll try. Bonk. Nope.
Carp 1: Let me try again. Bonk. ...

(Alternate caption: "Hey, look at me! I'm art!")

(Alternate caption: "Boy, Earl sure has put on some weight, don't you think?)