Our Great Disguise

    The other day I was sitting at the hairdressers getting a permanent wave, a process which takes a long time and is sufficiently tedious enough for me not to bore you with details. I mention it only because I do a lot of thinking there; on this day my thoughts, much like those of "our older friends", idly strung together a chain of events that led me back into my past.

    I do a lot of thinking at the hair salon because I wear glasses, and I have to take them off there. After the perm rods are squished all over my head, I can't even put them back on, so I just sit there while other patrons are flipping through magazines or novels or newspapers. I was remembering being in a salon some 14 years ago, at which time the hairdresser ended up burning my hair off - this happened because my hair was overly dry (and she was overly inept) from having to put white shoe polish in it for a theatrical show I'd been performing in at my college. That memory called to mind a performance I'd seen of Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream just last year at my alma mater - the women playing the fairies in that show had sprayed and teased their hair so that it was all wild and sticking up off of their heads; I wondered how long it took them to get it back to normal after each show, and if any of them ended up with permanent damage. Or an inch and a half of hair left, which was my experience.

    We'd done the same show, only 15 years earlier. Many of my friends were in the cast. I remembered the highlights fondly (like the two guys playing Oberon and Puck, who swung all over the stage with nothing but lycra leggings on...mmmmm), and it all seemed to me as if only a few years had passed. Comparing the two casts in my mind, I suddenly realized that the students who had performed most recently were very likely not even out of diapers when we'd performed it. Toddlers in diapers - now voluptuous women and strong young men. Who, if asked, would think the span of 15 years made our show ancient history. To be honest, I would have thought the same thing at their age. Anything that happened 15 years ago was old, old, old.

    To me it seems almost yesterday, so easily my mind can summon up images, sounds, and laughter. I certainly don't feel fifteen years older. As far as I'm concerned, I'm still in the very prime of life, since that's how I feel on the inside. Thus, sitting blind and bored in a hairdresser's chair, I began to learn one of the most powerful mysteries of aging.

    I will remember this when I next visit the local nursing home with other members of my church, when I look around at all the white hair, deep wrinkles, age spots, walkers and wheelchairs. These trappings are all part of an elaborate disguise; neither you nor I should be fooled by them. They are your destiny, and mine, God willing. Perhaps your disguise is already beginning to form, that first white in your hair, the little lines around your eyes, the comfortable shoes. It may fool some people, but not you. What continues to burn and bloom inside us is our eternal youth. Look around yourself some day on the street, the subway, in the coffee shop, and observe the young men and women of today: their ignorance and vitality are stamped firmly upon them, they have no idea of how beautiful they are, they have no idea that they will carry that youth inside of them all their days. They believe, as I once did, that they are immortal in their supple, unlined flesh, but they are destined to learn the mystery of age just as we are. One day they will see time's mark upon them and wonder how it ever happened.

    Frederick Buechner described it well in his novel Godric, a beautifully written narrative of the life of the 12th-century saint:

    "I can no longer hold my water and itch in places I haven't scratched these twenty years for the clownish stiffness in my bones. My head wags to and fro. There's times my speech comes out so think and gobbled I'd as well to save my wind. But the jest is bitterer yet, for deep inside this wrecked and ravaged hull, there sails a young man still."

Leigh Deacon 2002