Matt's Unconstructured Page

"A veritable html playground." - Journal of the American Medical Association


I own a computer with a i586, aka Pentium, aka Brokium, aka Bentium, processor. It used to suffer from the FDIV bug. Someone made an illustrative 3-D graph of the problem.

My computer now suffers (or, has been suffering) from the PCI/IDE/RZ-1000 problem. Luckily, Linux knows what to do.


Hey! I've got a handy chart that explains how to tie a necktie.


I like graphic arts stuff. Here are two samples of pride and joy:


Snowboarding is way-cool. Check out Skiing & Snowboarding Info. You can find the rec.skiing.snowboarding FAQ there.

Mountain biking is way-cool. Check out The Global Cycling Network, a repository for general cycling information.


I watch a few different shows on TV. I'll name them: Seinfeld, Friends, E.R., The X-Files, and Babylon 5. If I get the chance, I also watch Frasier. Typical, huh? What can I say, it's solid work, good stuff. Ok, E.R. put the "melo" in "melodrama," but it's still fun to watch. I got nuffin' better to do on Thursday nights anyhow.

Update: Actually, I haven't watched Seinfeld, Frasier, Friends, or E.R. all season. Oh, well. X-Files is still good, and Babylon 5, man, it's rockin'.

I dig music. CD's and 8-track cassettes!

Check out what Arnie said in The Terminator.

(More stuff:)
the lyrics to "Accidents Never Happen."
an appropriate Dilbert comic
the FlixClub home page
the archive of the AI Lab Moxy Incident.

(Maximum Impact Research)


Nicotine is not just a drug; it's a poison.
Smoking is not just a habit; it's an addiction.
If you smoke, quit;
If you don't, don't start.

[MJM-icon] Copyright 1996, Matthew J. Marjanovic, maddog@ai.mit.edu

Last modified: Sat Apr 19 14:09:07 EDT 1997