Are we THERE yet?!
Dehydrated EGGS are STREWN across ROULETTE TABLES..
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!
I feel real SOPHISTICATED being in FRANCE!
.. I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!!... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!! .. Let's see.. Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT, I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!!
SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS.. He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!!
Th' PINK SOCK... soaking... soaking... soaking... Th' PINK SOCK... washing... washing... washing... Th' PINK SOCK... rinsing... rinsing... rinsing...
Who wants some OYSTERS with SEN-SEN an' COOL WHIP?
Are we THERE yet?
Is the EIGHTIES when they had ART DECO and GERALD McBOING-BOING lunch boxes??
UH-OH!! I put on ``GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's'' by mistake!!!
I'll take ROAST BEEF if you're out of LAMB!!
This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE.. And he has ``VISA''!!
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!!... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT... ...or...I...um... WHERE'S the WASHING MACHINES?
Hmmm.. A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted island, when...
.. someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!
ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN..
Remember, if you try to ESCAPE, many APARTMENT HOPPING ALCOHOLICS will SIMONIZE your HALLWAYS!! This is your LAST WARNING!!
If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
I'd like some JUNK FOOD... and then I want to be ALONE --
Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
It's 74 degrees, 12 minutes NORTH, and 41 degrees, 3 minutes EAST!! Soon, it will be TUESDAY!!
Why was I BORN?
Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it!
Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet?? Is it, huh, is it??
As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!
I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD... He's so..so.....URGENT!!
Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?
I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go.. with EXTRA MSG!!
YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!
WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!