Now you want me to put the bottle where?
-Frater117
My boob implants are there to help keep my beer cold.
- Lex
"Yeah, it's NyQuil, but I haven't a cold in, like...well... forever."-Hugh
Jass
This plane is equipped with an emergency exit somewhere
off to my right. Beverage service will be available-Boomerang
The last airline provided sick bags.-Ray H.
The push-up bra that doubles as a beer coaster!
-ojo
I'm glad I'm only drinking coke...or is that what I'm
snorting?-Geoff
Help me someone!! Hey, come back! This isn't funny guyyyys!
Come back here and get this thing off my tongue!-princessash185
Damn, you gotta love a good karaoke night....-The Diva
Den
If I can do this with the bottle, imagine where I can put my cigarette-GU'11
Now if this had a little hair around it...-fishin99
Now watch as I demonstrate my karate techniques -Frater117
Ever since the car accident he likes to play his imaginary trumpet -Lex
First I slap my ho like this...and then like this- Steven
This is how we suck d*ck in Harlem-JDB
Before Jim took his driving test, he wanted to
show the instructor how coordinated he was..he could clap for hours without
his hands ever touching- Liz
Look ma - no hands!-Boomerang
"People see me driving in my Cadillac and immediately assume that I'm just some
pimp cruisin' the streets, keepin' track o' my ho's. I mean, I am a pimp, but
that's not the point."-Hugh Jass
Some b***ard stole my trumpet-Ray H.
I'm but a shell of the man I once was!-ojo
And I was playing the sax and the band was playing on.
-Geoff
Where is it!! Get it! Where'd it go?!? Get it out of here!
Where'd it, How, get it!!-princessash185
You better back up off my sh*t, man! I know Ka-Ra-Tay!-The
Diva Den
He's singing to Hammer time's "Can't touch this" -GU'11
I could take Steven Segal..-fishin99
"Joe to bridge, bridge can you hear me? Is anyone
up there?"- Frater117
"Where did I put my damn metal detector"-JDB
He brought everything but a friend to help carry
it -Liz
You have the map. No you have the map. No you have the map. No...-Boomerang
"Blue Eagle to Red Squirrel. Blue Eagle to Red Squirrel. Do you read me? I have
made it to the corner store safely. Awaiting further instructions. Over."-Hugh
Jass
"Tester 1 to base, the inflatable underwear appears to be working correctly"-Ray
H.
I just told the Boy Scouts that I'm gay. They sent me to Harlem with this crap.-ojo
And I'd like to thank the Tribal Coucil for voting me
this million dollars. -Geoff
Now, let's see, according to my compass, the Survivor
auditions are. . . that way!!-princessash185
"There are a few random twigs on the ground in front of
me. The Blair Witch must have placed these here...."-The Diva Den
NY Tourist about to go on his first subway ride: "Okay,
I have the water in case we get stuck, I have the compass to help me out, now
is the stun gun working?"-GU'11
"We're now ready to begin filming Blair Witch 3"-fishin99
"yeah, my name is Earl...what of it?"-
JDB
What do you mean I make a better door?-
Liz
"My name is Austin and I like picnics, moonlit walks on the beach, and girls
who like back hair. My turn-offs are people who can't deal with outtie belly
buttons."-Hugh Jass
Whatever you say Mr. Kline. You shore know more 'bout sellin' underwhare than
me.-Boomerang
I can wiggle my ears too.-Ray H.
I'm no marathon man but I can play "Wake up little
Suzy" on my chest hairs. Wanna hear me? -ojo
Yeah, I'm a porn star. -Geoff
Yeah, you know, sometimes I just get so mad at those strangers
who put their hands on my stomach and ask when I'm due!! I didn't even think
I was showing!-princessash185
Oh my God! I think the little critter just KICKED!-The
Diva Den
How many years does it take before I poop the beer bottle
I swallowed? -GU'11
"I'm just waiting for my chest to finish falling to my
waistline. It's uh.. Kinda stuck here.."-fishin99
I wonder what a titmouse would look like..-Liz
Having fallen on hard times, Topogigio cuts a deal with Barnum.-Boomerang
"I cant hear you, do you think you could talk
into my good ear" -JDB
Professor Jebediah Newton admires his latest scientific creation at the C.O.M.A.
Center's Laboratory. (Photo courtesy of the Coital Organization for Men and
Animals)-Hugh Jass
"On the third day of Christmas my researcher gave to me ...-Ray
H.
A new scientific breakthrough that will retrieve your microchip and hold your
onion dip-ojo
The problems began to arise when Dr. Miller couldn't explain
to the panel what exactly the benefits were to a mouse with large ears. . .-princessash185
Oh great! Just what I needed! A third ear with which to
listen to your constant BULLSH*T!-The Diva Den
Okay *ucking Mighty Mouse, I'm gonna fly and kick your
*ss and take all the hotties from ya...I'm lifting out so watch out Mighty Wuss.
-GU'11
"Come on lady.. Just fill it with peanuts and I'll be
on my way.."-fishin99
