I've collected some quotes from people over the years. Here are a few of my favorites:

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Auto response from Zehrocket: Zehra before food fest: (^_^)
Zehra during food fest: (^o^)
Zehra after food fest: ( ^ _ ^ )

CCarlieSue (2:48:41 PM): "I won't get a haircut until I can write a program to give myself one!"

Chazzzle (8:41:57 PM): if I am 50% your minion and 50% zehra's minion.. where'd the other 100% go that says I am not your minion?
Chazzzle (8:42:30 PM): Huh?
Chazzzle (8:42:32 PM): where'd it go?
Chazzzle (8:42:34 PM): WHERE!?

"Craporama! I can't find my jumbly watah!" - Carlie

"It's garbage! Garbage I say!!!" - Dr. Dunsmore

"One of the sad things in the world is that the y-axis is perpendicular to the x-axis." - Dr. Haas

"They even let people into this country who can't speak English!" - Kelly, in a Mex. restaurant

Chazzzle (10:53:26 PM): I know it was wad
Chazzzle (10:53:33 PM): I KNOW IT
WrenglandSE (10:53:58 PM): was she around demetri or something? he's in band, and they hang out
Chazzzle (10:54:19 PM): what is her name?
WrenglandSE (10:55:13 PM): jennifer bartholomew
Chazzzle (10:55:42 PM): sweet jebus

Chazzzle (10:20:30 PM): I hate naked women

OneSheepTwoSheep: work = fun, it's been tested, it's a fact
(this kid must be on crack)

OneSheepTwoSheep (5:06:50 PM): brb, i have to help my mom do something with the damn horses...

Zehrocket (9:42:51 PM): *hits you for fun* hi!
Zehrocket (9:43:00 PM): i miss abusing you!

Zehrocket (9:55:44 PM): ewan looks like JESUS
Zehrocket (9:55:50 PM): JESUS!!!!!! I NOW WORSHIP JESUS

Chazzzle (12:12:58 AM): SORRY MY NAME ISN'T ZEHRA I DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH PIXELS

I love the way you look at me
The way you talk is grand
I'd really like to be with you
I'd love to hold your hand
The few. The Proud. The Marines.
-another work of chazzz (sleep then school)

Chazzzle: lol, phil didn't kill you? wow
Chazzzle: that's rare
Chazzzle: he usually kills his passengers

WrenglandSE: cy is a puke color
Cheezguy743: no, I am the color of Chazzzle's blood!
Zehrocket: yes, puke vomit
Zehrocket: hurl

Pope Of Math: Kyle hates you. He claims that you are gay. I would say there is vast evidence to disprove that...lol

Cheezguy743: what are you feeding my roomate?
WrenglandSE: the truuuuth
WrenglandSE: the horrible horrible truth
Cheezguy743: the sarah shoup truth
Cheezguy743: which involves a lot of people being whores

CCarlieSue: i am not the sharpest tool in the shed sometimes
CCarlieSue: i am not the smallest bit in the byte

WrenglandSE: why is it that italian food has been sounding really good for several days now?
OneSheepTwoSheep: the same reason grape leaves have been sound good to me for several days now, grape leaves and kidby, mmm....
OneSheepTwoSheep: wow, you can pretend that sentence is written properly

WrenglandSE: so about the time that zehra and I began minionizing you your life changed
Chazzzle: yep! :-D

WrenglandSE (8:33:42 PM): love you!
Pope Of Math (8:33:43 PM): Love you!

WrenglandSE: so my minion has a son
OneSheepTwoSheep: no, he does not
Chazzzle: yes, he does

"Well then they'll just assume that we'll be counting forever before we can start counting forever again" - Me, on countable infinite sets

travisfhn: you can be my designated sleeper. that way i dont have to.

WrenglandSE: happy moby dicking
WrenglandSE: and that just looked so wrong
OneSheepTwoSheep: yeah, it really did
OneSheepTwoSheep: wow

"...and basically I just don't get it, so if someone could explain it to me like I'm a dumb little kid, I'd appreciate it." -Michael Rademacher, CS240 proj4

TheGreatHayden: thats so gunny
WrenglandSE: yes it is
WrenglandSE: it's the gunniest thing I've ever heard

travisfhn: ya know, i went to take a nap at 9 on friday night, and woke up at 10. saturday morning. i tried to get up at 1 oclock at night, but i think i passed out from exhaustion. but then wierdest thing happened when i woke up... i can see clearly now, think thoughts to completion, and everything is so much wierder... i liked my other world... this is just... wierd. things have definite boundries rather than a blurred edge of separation and colors are so much more vivid. i feel so peaceful... no stress. wierd...

TheGreatHayden: hell
TheGreatHayden: hello*

google.com, April 1 2002: While some unscrupulous websites have tried to boost their ranking by including images on their pages of bread crumbs, bird seed and parrots posing seductively in resplendent plumage, Google's PigeonRank technology cannot be deceived by these techniques.

Some guy: Amidala gets a lot more action in this movie -- fighting-wise. Was that fun?
Natalie Portman: It was. But a lot of the stunts have to deal with running from and fighting with imaginary creatures, which was somewhat...amusing.

Some guy: I understand the Jedi actors get to pick their lightsabers before every movie. Do you --
Natalie Portman:I get no say in my weapons. [Mock indignantly] I always get, like, a blow-dryer. Check out my weapons -- it totally looks like I just came from doing my hair.

Jake on being a quantum dot: "You could give me some electrons and I could shock them. Then you could say 'Well, if that's not useful, I don't know what is.'"

WrenglandSE: my friend james is on crack
WrenglandSE: and he likes baseball
WrenglandSE: that's one messed up kid

WrenglandSE: I think men and women are equally evil
WrenglandSE: ... but men moreso

WetHam7: jake is a minion with benefits

OneSheepTwoSheep: don't worry, god can't harm sir thomas
WrenglandSE: but fluffie bunnyhop can
OneSheepTwoSheep: ...
OneSheepTwoSheep: i'll pretend you didn't say that

A quick away message check at 2am in the morning during finals week for poor travis:
It has commenced...finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while Purdue has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. In coming days it is likely to see a plethora of unpleasant faces staring into an oblivion that can only be experienced by the Purdue society. The underlying prolifigacy in which this institution so loves to put forth has taken a toll on our already feeble carcasses, in result of consuming repulsive dining hall rations. The possibility of survival is a distant notion...God help us all...

BBjurman: My right nut hurts :(
WrenglandSE: wow
WrenglandSE: thanks for sharing that with me