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May 16: Draw Your Own Conclusions... Majority Leader Tom Delay recently reported that the House of Representatives will not extend a 1994 ban on military-style assualt weapons such as Uzis... good news for your friendly neighborhood crack dealer, militia or white supremacist group. Even President Bush believes the ban should remain in effect...

... Ever wanted something so badly that you'd sell a vital organ or limb? In Eugene, Ore., parents at one financially-strapped school went the bake sale one better... trying to sell their blood plasma in an attempt to raise the $73,000 needed to cover salary and benefits for one teacher. Rumor has it that it may've been a protest against the Bush administration...

Radio sucks but MTV sucks more. A morning post at industry site Adland reports a rival music channel is urging MTV to "save the music video!" A poster, featuring Sally Struthers, was installed in Times Square -- on a Viacom-owned billboard. Posters will also be placed on Viacom-owned telephone kiosks near MTV's offices (why is this funny? Viacom owns MTV) and... the agency that created the work also distributed 2 million free cups that say: "Where's the M in emptee-vee?


May 4:(Un)Popular Opinion... some insights from Sunday's op-ed pages that may go against the grain but are well worth examining ... in the Washington Post, a piece by T.R. Reid examines our country's underage/binge drinking phenomena, laying some of the blame on liquor laws. "In the United States," he writes, "our kids learn that drinking is something to be done in the dark, and quickly. Is that the lesson we want to teach them about alcohol use?" ... A thoughtful letter in the Pittsburgh Post Gazette reminds us that, while we may be outraged at social injustices abroad, to remember the poor here at home... Jane Flanders of Squirrel Hill writes "Visit any city... that has the cultural amenities to attract the wealthy and take a not-so close look at the obvious... " ... speaking of that... In today's Indiana Gazette, one editorial comments on rising CEO pay (uh-gain) while another notes an Oregon school district was forced to cut 17 days from its school year due to budget problems. One local reader suggested that, should a CEO be so inclined, he might consider donating half his salary to a struggling school district. I think she was being sarcastic... however it does bear mentioning, for persepctive's sake, that some compensation packages no doubt equal if not exceed many districts' operating budgets...

... In such times, there's only one thing to do... go out and get yourself a treat... friends recently returned from a pilgrimage to the Cheese House near New Alexandria. Apparently it's a good time &emdash; I'm told they sell wine there... Now that's the kind of treat that takes your mind off the weighty matters above...


May 1: ...Received a call from the Indiana Players... Supposedly funding and plans for a theater are coming together. Our article on H-bird stirred a little controversy; but it's all good (for now)... We should have an update in a couple of weeks...

Where'd it go?
The Hummingbird Theatre (much to our surprise) has apparently flown the coupe after we gave them the May cover story -- pretty funny, ha, ha... to be continued -- perhaps in our new
Discussion Group...


"The progressive technical domination of nature becomes mass deception and is turned into a means for fettering consciousness. It impeded the development of autonomous, independent individuals who judge and decide conscously for themselves." -- Theodor Adorno, 1991 (must read)

From the May (IN PRINT) issue:


Not quite subliminal but close...
Brand consultant Lucian James (
www.lucjam.com/billboard.html) keeps track of products cropping up in the Billboard Top 20 charts--bringing product placement to yet another medium. Hip-hop pimps everything from Courvoisier and Coke to Lexus and Prada--not to mention their own brands like Snoop Dogg clothing, etc...

50 million historical records at the National Archives are now available online... Their database makes searching easier, prior to this you either had to physically visit the Archives or make a request by phone (and pay a fee). Check out: www.archives.gov/aad/

Do your part for the economy... Even in the worst of times, there are (hopefully) a few philanthropists around... If you're one, it looks like our library could use some help. Reductions in state funding are putting institutions like the Indiana Free Library's programs and services in jeopardy...

Following up on last month's exhortions to plunder the internet for freeware fonts... If you can, you might want to consider making a small donation to whomever you're downloading from. Remember these guys aren't Microsoft--it's a nice thing to do; and for as little as $2, you can call yourself a patron.

LOCAL GOINGS ON... Last month Murphy's II closed when they lost their lease -- but there's no real shortage of wings in town... Get out and vote on May 20th in the primaries... Kudos to City Council for funding a study on downtown traffic flow... Now the question is, will anything be done? Follow the on-going saga of the Indiana Players search for a new theater at www.indianaplayers.com

Indiana Trivia -- Great moments in Indiana County history... In 1984, IUP garnered national attention when Lisa Birnbach's college guide named the school as having the ugliest men in higher education. The following year, the old court house appeared in the opening of ABC sitcom "He's The Mayor;" and let's not forget our one-thousandth point of pride: Coney's Appetizer Lady!


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