"LIVE FROM THE SET OF DBZURVIVOR"
"LIVE FROM THE SET OF DBZURVIVOR"
Kiana: Hello, I'm your official BS Bringer, Kiana Chan!
Director: !cut cut cut! Kiana......Baby.....Sweetheart.....
Kiana: ::breaks out the whip::
Director: ::gulps:: Miss. That was great, but can I hear a lil more enthusiasm on "BS Bringer"
Kiana: Sure.....but just one question first..Who in the [censored] wrote this [censored] in the first place?!
::Sam pops in out of nowhere and everyone stares at her::
Sam: >.< What in the [censored] are you all looking at?! It wasn't [censored] me!
Kiana: Hey? What's up with all the censoring?
Director: Never mind that Kiana...just please continue. In 3...2...1 Action!
Kiana: Hi! This is Kiana Chan on that famous island where all the action is happening all the time!
::the island is deserted::
Kiana: That's It! Who was the wise [censored] guy who thought it'd be funny to have me host a show on an island that's completely deserted?!?
::silence::
Kiana: AND What's [censored] Up with all this censoring?!
Steven Richards: I'm afraid I can't allow you to say any naughty words miss.
Kiana: So let me get this straight....you censoring a show that has no people in it?
Steven Richards: Yeah...that's about the gist of it.
Director: I don't get it.. according to my calendar we should be right in the middle of DBZurvivor season. ::Looks for calendar:: Hey? Where'd it go?!
::Sam sits while drooling at pictures in the JC Calendar::
Director: Hey! You Give That Back [censored] !!
Sam: Mine!!
Kiana: o_o; You have a JC Calendar sir?
Director: ::blushes:: Well... er....... they were.. um, giving them out for free..
Camera Guy: ::tries to hold in laughter::
Kiana: ::Hears noises:: Hey what's that?
::the Director and Sam are yelling and fighting over the calendar::
Camera Guy: What? Those two?
Kiana: No.. listen, Behind those bushes..
::Loud moans can be heard::
Kiana: Lets go find out..
::Kiana and the Camera Guy head towards them until they comes to a cabin::
Camera Guy: Is.. is that singing?
::moaning gets louder::
Kiana: ::peaks in and sees a woman surrounded by guys::
Woman: Yes..........Yes......[censored]..... OH YES!!
Guys: ::singing while washing her hair:: She's Got The Urge To Herbal!
Lita: ::sits up with her hair perfectly dried:: Oh yeah.. That was great fellas
Kiana: o.o;;;;; LITA?!
Lita: ::looks out window:: KIANA?! ::jumps up:: What are you doing here girl?!
Kiana: ::pulls self through window:: I'm on this island to go behind the scenes of DBZurvivor.. What are you doing here?
Lita: That show's been over for a long time... I'm here as the only female on an island of 20 hot guys while Ken's on a different island of 20 girls.
Camera Guy: I've heard of this show.....Temptation island?
Lita: ::winks at him:: you better believe it.
Kiana: So how you holding up?
Lita: Great!! So far I've slept with all of them!
Kiana: o.o; Chika, I think the objective of the game is to NOT sleep with them..
Lita: Really.....? Does that mean I lost? ;.;
Camera Guy: I think so miss..
Lita: ::shrugs:: Oh well big loss.. ^.~ hey cutie wanna be number 21?
Camera Guy: Well.. um.....I..
Lita: Now now...just let Lita handle everything.
Kiana: o.o; I should leave..
Lita: Later Sis!
Kiana: ::sits on the beach and sees something coming towards the island::
Ken: ::washes up on shore::
Kiana: Ken? Are you ok?!
Ken: ::dust self off:: Yes Yes...Fine Fine....Where's my Lita?
Kiana: er...back at the camp.
Ken: Good, I couldn't wait to see her, I had to get away from that crazy island. All these beautiful women were throwing themselves at me!! Can you believe that?
Kiana: ::sighs:: You know Ken....I think you won..
Ken: I Won? That's Great! ......won what?
::Kiana takes Ken back to the cabin::
Kiana: This outta be interesting ::grabs a seat and sits down to watch::
Ken: ::spots Lita:: Baby!! Love of my life! Where have you been?!
Lita: ::surrounded by guys:: o.o; Ken?
Ken: Yes my pet?
Lita: You know that I broke up with you over 4 months ago?
Kiana: ::pulls out popcorn::
Ken: Now now....that's no way to talk, What will my mother say when you come home for Christmas?
Lita: Ken, we are no longer together.....I've already slept with all of these guys....
Ken: That's ok, we can still work things out...
Lita: Including the Camera Man?
Ken: The Camera Man too..? Ouch...
Kiana: ::surrounded by men feeding her popcorn:: ^.^ what a way to live...
Lita: Chika....Please end this show.... -.-;;
Kiana: o.o huh? End it? ....Oh ok.. ^.^ That All Folks!
~The End~
Vegetto: Not quite......The BS in this episode..........I would NEVER let any guy get with-in 10 feet of my Kiana.
Kiana: And that's the Real end! ^.~
Sam: JC = MINE!