At long last we've found a gadget that will save humanity oodles of time! Thanks to the wonders of science, this little toy is something nobody should do without.  The Disposinator will obliterate any and all objects you stuff into it. Got too much paper? Sick of those bills? Are your cats driving you crazy? Never fear! The Disposinator is here! 

   Its function is that of your everyday, boring waste basket.  But there's a little perk in purchasing the Disposinator. What goes in simply *poof* disappears. No more trash bags. No more evil smells emanating from your garbage. No more frustrating dealings with the garbage men and no more lugging cumbersome bags outside! The Disposinator does it all! Its fast, affordable, and it keeps life simple; The way it should be.

   Well folks, firstly, we here at YPL are not ones to divulge our secrets. However, in this special case, we can honestly say "We don't know. Don't you  think if we knew we'd fucking be rich and not selling trash cans online?" Besides, this groundbreaking new technology excited us so much, we rushed it to you without further study. Admittedly, we did spend a few days lobbing objects into it just to watch 'em go away. Buy now and you'll be doing the same in no time flat!

  If you don't believe us, just check out the diagram below. Observe for yourself how it operates.