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"Cuz I can’t be stuffed
bending over and doing it"
"I want to see where it comes out"
"You don’t mind eh? If i change the
position?"
"I could be able to help you out with
getting some"
"No, I'm not going to do it now. I have to
be lying on a flat surface called the floor"
"I’ve had a couple of good ones
today"
"Are you going to do the camera"
"Bully! it’s her first time"
"I lost all my bits"
"He so doesn’t get it"
"I can’t wait for it to come out"
"Miss, can you check mine on Monday?"
"Hey! It starts to tickle when it gets
further up the arm"
"SLOW DOWN!"
"I wanna feel it! OOOOOOOHHHHH!"
"Did you blow?"
"My cheeks hurt"
"Look at her eyebrows! Mine go like that
when i eat gooseberries"
1. "I was stroking the cat"
2. "Gross! Where were you stroking it?"
3. "I don’t trust anything below your
waistline"
"Hold on a minute"
"I can smell winter"
"I’m doing it with my left hand"
"If you spit brown shit everywhere I'm not
going to be happy"
"I was going to do it but I didn’t
weigh enough"
"I haven't done your gherkin on the computer
yet"
"I’ll take the phone to her later
because she’s looking for a screw"
1. "This looks like a lively place!"
2. "Mum! It’s a cemetery!"
1. "I dare you to slap his ass"
2. (Pause) "Nah...... I can’t believe I
even considered that. I wasn’t even sure if
it was him or (name of teacher here)"
"It doesn’t matter, you’ve got
good legs"
"Where’s your doo dah"
"No time to fiddle with that"
1. "Explain that"
2. "I don’t know but there’s a
whole lot more up here"
"That’s so hard OI"
"It’s one of my greatest wishes to get
Cindy drool"
"I think he has arthritis in his testicles
or something"
"Have you done the gherkin?"
"Just look at it....... Where is it?"
"You should be proud of your hairy
toes"
1. *GASP* "Do you have passion fruit?"
2. "No, they’re spinning pegs"
1. "Fart"
2. "Farted"
3. "What are you farting about?"
"Where’d it go? ...oh..."
"My mouth goes all dry without saliva"
"A plain bun beats fresh air... that’s
all my mum gives me. Oh, that and a beach
towel"
1. "Jesus is that clock right?"
2. "Well it’s not moving..."
"Maybe he’s his own cousin and
he’s giving birth to himself"
1. "What did you expect me to do?"
2. "I didn’t expect you to LICK MY
HAND!"
"I’ll put it in your ear"
"Will you stop putting bloody chocolate on
me!"
"Hey! I’ve got a dirty arm. Dude!
It’s not coming off!"
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