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PG-132Which is it? The frank or the beans? Franks and beans!
tiscione, leah PG-135Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lotsa sunflowers on my uncle's ranch--you know that old children's tale from the sea! It's like you're dreamin' about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time, baby!
tiscione, leah PG-1331)Have you ever been to...Santiago, Chile? 2)Twice last year! Which building's yours?
tiscione, leah PG-132Hey idiot, be careful with that thing, will ya? You already put a fuckin' dent in my piano!
tiscione, leah PG31)I thought you said she was a real 'spark plug?' 2)Hmm? No, I said 'butt plug.' She's hainous.
PG-131you said you wouldnt fuck me and i wouldnt fuck you, till we got this fuck outta the fuckin' picture
PG-131Step into my office. Why? Cuz you're fuckin fired!
Hood, Gwendolyn PG-1311) Is... is that ... hair gel? 2) uh... 1) No, that's great, I could use some.
Hood, Gwendolyn G2Dom Wooganowski. Duh.
Hood, Gwendolyn G1What I don't understand, is how'd you get the zipper all the way up?
Hood, Gwendolyn PG-132*knocking* Where'd it go? Shit, where'd it go? *more knocking* Oh, well.
Hood, Gwendolyn PG-132*knocking* Where'd it go? Shit, where'd it go? *more knocking* Oh, well.
gomez, fernando PG-133I'm f***ing with you ted
gomez, fernando PG-132I'm f***ing with you Ted
PG-133We got this one guy mongo, he's got a forehead like a drive -in movie theater, but he's a good shit, we don't bust his chops too much.
PG-132We've got a bleeder!
PG-131You guys aughta' be kissing my hairy bean bag!
Woodman, Tenley PG-1321: What about Brett? 2: What did I tell you the first time we met - I'm a niner's fan.
Begg, Jordan PG-133have you seen my w-w-weiner?
Begg, Jordan PG-132after that day my friends never looked at me the same way again........You're a fuckin' liar!
Begg, Jordan PG-132he was down there the whole time closing the deal with the rice-a-roni people!
Begg, Jordan PG-132Your gunna die fucker!
Eden, Jeremy Michael PG-131FUCK!!!
harrison, karen PG-133guilty as charged
PG-1311) Does he bite? 2) A little....get in.
Field, John PG-1331. Step into my office... 2. Why? 1. COS YOU'RE FUCKIN' FIRED!
ATCHISON, SHALICIA PG-133FRANKS AND BEANS, FRANKS AND BEANS
PG1I work with Retards
m, rach PG-133is that hair gel?
PG-131No...not six, I said seven. No one's coming up with six. Who works out is six minutes. You won't even get your heart going, not even a mouse on a wheel. Sevens the key number here. Think about it. Seven doors. Seven-Eleven. Seven. Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' of gorgonzola when it's clearly bree time baby. Step into my office...cuz you're fuckin' fired!
PG-131seven chipmunks twirling on a branch eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch
Mathews, Charles R. PG-132Franks and beans!
Fitzpatrick, Leigh PG-1321.) How'd you get the frank above the beans?! 2.) Frank and Beans! Frank and Beans!!
Rose, Isabella PG-1321) It's just like pulling off a band-aid. A-one, and a-two, and a... 2) We got a bleeder!
Rose, Isabella PG-1321) Are you yelling at me? 2) No. 1) Are you yelling at me in my own house? 2) No. 1) don't make me open a can of whoopass.

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