On an unrelated note, I just found this cool page, that section in particular.
http://www.procmail.org/jari/pm-tips-body.html#procmail_mime_and_html
(I'm looking for a way to bounce overly quoted msgs and html msgs back to
sender (latter is covered), and then to remove footers from msgs.)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: KThompson@tmh.tmc.edu (Thompson, Kristin D.)
Subject: UNIX Lullabye
Keywords: original, smirk, UNIX
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Followup-To: rec.humor.d
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Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2000 19:30:00 PDT
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I was tired of the same old words so I wrote this to sing to my daughter:
Isabel's UNIX Lullabye
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Hush little baby don't say a word
Mommy's gonna buy you a unix nerd.
If that unix nerd can't hack,
Mommy's gonna buy you a Graybar rack.
If that Graybar rack gets full,
Mommy's gonna send it to /dev/null.
If /dev/null ain't read/write,
Mommy's gonna change-own it tonight.
If that change-own isn't done by root,
Mommy's gonna buy you an OS to boot.
If that OS dumps core & crashes,
Mommy's gonna write a shell script that hashes.
If that shell script is written in c,
Mommy's gonna kill that PID.
If that PID just won't die
Then mommy's gonna start to cry.
Even if she has a nervous breakdown,
You'll still be the sweetest little girl in town.
Written by: Kristin D. Thompson
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