[Lug-Nuts] UNIX Lullabye (fwd)

From: Ajay Tallam (atallam@ucdavis.edu)
Date: Sat Apr 15 2000 - 17:30:38 PDT

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    On an unrelated note, I just found this cool page, that section in particular.
    http://www.procmail.org/jari/pm-tips-body.html#procmail_mime_and_html

    (I'm looking for a way to bounce overly quoted msgs and html msgs back to
    sender (latter is covered), and then to remove footers from msgs.)

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    Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
    From: KThompson@tmh.tmc.edu (Thompson, Kristin D.)
    Subject: UNIX Lullabye
    Keywords: original, smirk, UNIX
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    I was tired of the same old words so I wrote this to sing to my daughter:

    Isabel's UNIX Lullabye
    -----------------------

    Hush little baby don't say a word
    Mommy's gonna buy you a unix nerd.
    If that unix nerd can't hack,
    Mommy's gonna buy you a Graybar rack.
    If that Graybar rack gets full,
    Mommy's gonna send it to /dev/null.
    If /dev/null ain't read/write,
    Mommy's gonna change-own it tonight.
    If that change-own isn't done by root,
    Mommy's gonna buy you an OS to boot.
    If that OS dumps core & crashes,
    Mommy's gonna write a shell script that hashes.
    If that shell script is written in c,
    Mommy's gonna kill that PID.
    If that PID just won't die
    Then mommy's gonna start to cry.
    Even if she has a nervous breakdown,
    You'll still be the sweetest little girl in town.

    Written by: Kristin D. Thompson

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