[Biggles holds out two ordinary modern household cushions] 
Biggles: Here they are, lord. 
Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance.  
Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the 
ungodly -- *two* last chances.  And you shall be free -- *three* 
last chances.  You have three last chances, the nature of which 
I have divulged in my previous utterance. 
Wilde:   I don't know what you're talking about. 
Ximinez: Right!  If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal!  
Poke her with the soft cushions! 
[Biggles carries out this rather pathetic torture] 
Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess! 
Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord. 
Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end? 
Biggles: Yes, lord. 
Ximinez [angrily hurling away the cushions]:  Hm!  She is 
made of harder stuff!  Cardinal Fang!  Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! 
[JARRING CHORD] 
[Zoom into Fang's horrified face] 
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