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Episode II of "Mr. Big Goes Ballistic."
Good and Evil continue to clash. But then Good has to go to the
toilet.
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Episode III of "Mr. Big Goes Ballistic."
Evil has Good trapped in the toilet.
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What compulsion drives us to corner our friends and
neighbours and bombard them with the latest saga of Mrs. Halmartin and
her plumber? Why do we insist on having heated arguments about why
a simple clogged shower is taking so long to fix?
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The end of the universe wasn't much fun really, but after the initial unpleasantness with the being ripped into infinitesimal shreds bit, it all got sorted out and everyone went away happy.
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The workers have nothing to lose but their small change. They have a lottery to win.
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A theory of Supernatural Selection.
The trouble the alien beings went to to get rid of those dissident dodos would amaze you.
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Scientists discover the meaning of life. Now there's only one
problem left.
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I don't know about this democracy business.
An anarcho-syndicalist commune was more what I had in mind.
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No-one wants to employ dinosaurs these days. Sob. They say we're obsolescent.
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Hello I'm Alien. You may remember me from the series of movies in which I sprang out of human's stomachs and devoured them.
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During the War, I told the British public that I had nothing to offer them but "blood, toil, tears and sweat." But it was a lie. A sham.
In fact I had a box of chocolates hidden at the back of my sock drawer that I could have offered around.
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The amount of straining I have to do every day just to hear
these people on the far side of the room is doing me no good.
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Signs modern-day psychologists use to spot delusions of grandeur
(in the absence of Napolean-style hats)
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Web publishing - a dramatic exposé - by Bazo
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We tackle the Origin Question. Just where does cheese come from?
Who was the first to discover the staggering truth?
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| - Confronting Mr. Big
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Episode I of "Mr. Big Goes Ballistic."
Good and Evil clash as Helen the Helpless Hostage Heroine looks on.
Well she occasionally looks on. She is somewhat busy studying for
her finals, but she glances over every now and then to give Good some
moral support.
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You'll never guess but sure hasn't young Jim from over Ballynahinch way just found out that his mother isn't who he thought she was.
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Mr. Spock. He has big ears. He is intelligent. Are these two facts
related? We investigate.
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While the owner may be glad the unicorn no longer causes so many fatalities through enthusiastic but lamentably careless nuzzling...
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It seems likely that a love of history is doomed to be unrequited.
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| - Mrs. Waldermier's labrador
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Sure isn't the whole parish only in uproar over the antics of Paddy Loughlann of Loughlann's pub. Didn't he go and put a whole gaggle of quare foreign stations on the pub telly without so much as a by your leave from his paying customers!
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Shuffle flap flap. Flap whoop. Flap flap flap. Squalk squalk squalk. Flap
flap. Squalk honk flap. Honk flap whoop flap! Squalk squaaaalk shuffle
flap honk squaaaalk honk. Flap flap honk. Flap honk honk squalk. Squaaaalk
flap. Whoop squaaaalk flap?
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 | - Feeling your age?
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Getting out of breath more easily than you used to? Afraid to look in the
mirror?
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| - Happy Ending
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No doubt they put their trousers on one tentacle at a time, just like we do.
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Lemming diving from cliff makes a discovery that will change its life.
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Sure hasn't Tom from down the road gone and decided to get married to a foreigner!
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Sure tis pure encouraging idleness it is, coffee shop I ask you!
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You'll never guess what happened this morning at mass!
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Is life getting you down?
Well why not return the favor!
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As the tortured tether finally tore and plummeted him to his doom, he made a mental note
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