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Seamus Speaks

CONTENTS
The mad lads
Love child
Mrs. Waldermier's labrador
The foreigner
The coffee shop
The bull




 

Sure isn't it meself. Seamus. Pleased to meet ye!
Well I won't hold you up. I'm sure you are dying to read the latest news from Ballydehubareenalough, my home village, so on ye go. Don't mind me. I'll just be making meself a pot of tea.



The mad lads
The amount of straining I have to do every day just to hear these people on the far side of the room is doing me no good.
Love child
You'll never guess but sure hasn't young Jim from over Ballynahinch way just found out that his mother isn't who he thought she was.
Mrs. Waldermier's labrador
Sure isn't the whole parish only in uproar over the antics of Paddy Loughlann of Loughlann's pub. Didn't he go and put a whole gaggle of quare foreign stations on the pub telly without so much as a by your leave from his paying customers!
The foreigner
Sure hasn't Tom from down the road gone and decided to get married to a foreigner!
The coffee shop
Sure tis pure encouraging idleness it is, coffee shop I ask you!
The bull
You'll never guess what happened this morning at mass!



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