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Shuffle flap flap. Flap whoop. Flap flap flap. Squalk squalk squalk. Flap flap. Squalk honk flap. Honk flap whoop flap! Squalk squaaaalk shuffle flap honk squaaaalk honk. Flap flap honk. Flap honk honk squalk. Squaaaalk flap. Whoop squaaaalk flap?

Are you a researcher in the Antartic? Ever wonder exactly what those penguins were saying behind your back? Well now is your chance to find out!

Message to decode:

Secret key (if any)


You can encode your own text, using any vocabulary you want, and even mail the results to friends who will no doubt be enormously impressed and fall swooning at your feet in admiration. If you actually want some true secrecy, you can password-protect the message by filling in the secret key box. This is optional.
Vocabulary to use:

Message to encode:

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Disclaimer: This encryption system is a toy. Do not send sensitive documents through it because that would be silly. If it doesn't work, you have my apologies and nothing more. There is a limit on the size of messages that will be translated. Rabbits and other furry animals will not be translated correctly.



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