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Confessions of the Rich and Famous
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The workers have nothing to lose but their small change. They have a lottery to win.
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| - Charles Darwin
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A theory of Supernatural Selection.
The trouble the alien beings went to to get rid of those dissident dodos would amaze you.
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| - George Washington
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I don't know about this democracy business.
An anarcho-syndicalist commune was more what I had in mind.
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| - Barney
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No-one wants to employ dinosaurs these days. Sob. They say we're obsolescent.
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| - Alien
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Hello I'm Alien. You may remember me from the series of movies in which I sprang out of human's stomachs and devoured them.
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| - Winston Churchill
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During the War, I told the British public that I had nothing to offer them but "blood, toil, tears and sweat." But it was a lie. A sham.
In fact I had a box of chocolates hidden at the back of my sock drawer that I could have offered around.
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