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Splat

He felt insecure. Perhaps because of his social isolation. Perhaps because he was a long way from home. Perhaps because the one remaining security tether binding him to a massive overhang in a lonely mountain range was fraying rapidly and visibly, about to snap and drop him flailing to a gruesome death. Who knows. But, whatever subtle influence was at work, he felt decidedly ill at ease, and not at all centered within himself. As the tortured tether finally tore and plummeted him to his doom, he made a mental note to see his analyst about these unusually strong feelings he was having. He entered a meditative state, and attempted to become one with the world. For once, he succeeded.




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