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Contents
The Nibbles maneuver
The toilet trap
SINECURE
Confronting Mr. Big
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Happy Ending
Leave was cancelled
They won't stop at haircuts
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Sinecure

Sinecure. An epic in zero parts with very few elephants and a complete absence of rampaging penguins. We won't be having any truck with the likes of that here. None of that weird stuff thank you very much. What we need here is a normal story. A regular normal sort of a story. A run of the mill story. A story with it's feet firmly on the ground. A sensible story. A story you could bring home to your mother for afternoon tea and biscuits. Your average well balanced story with a good upbringing and a pleasant outlook on life. A story that stands up for its rights and tries to save the Earth at the weekends. A story with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Well an end would be nice but what are the chances of that realistically. It's no good getting carried away with ourselves now. I mean before we'd know it we might expect the story to make sense. Then we might expect to have a plot to the story. And sure before you know it we need character development, a dialogue, and a setting! I mean there is no point getting carried away with this now. Sure it will all end in tears and don't come running to be when you've broken both of your legs. That's how it is with these things. You try to do your best and it just all goes wrong. One minute your typing away it's all going well making sense and you're feeling good and whaam right in the middle of




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