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Confess! Confess! Confess!

You are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- four counts. You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- two last chances. And you shall be free -- three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance. Confess!

Number of impure thoughts per week:

Have you anything to say in Your defence:

Do you expect us to believe that?

Thank you. You now have just one chance to confess.

I mean three chances.

Four chances.

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