Front Page

Celebs Confess


Confess Here

Confess Plus

Canned Script

Entire Script

Comfy Chairs


Celebrity Confessions

Yes get them here, confessions of the rich and famous. They have problems just like we do.

  George Washington: This whole "federation" of "states" idea always seemed a bit dubious to me.  I would have much preferred an anarcho-syndicalist commune of some sort. 
 Galileo: It's all that Copernicus guy's guards were down. Who expects heresy in Latin? I mean just look at him. Does he look like a heretic to you? 
 During the War, I told the British public that I had nothing to offer them but "blood, toil, tears and sweat."  But it was a lie.  A sham.  Oh God I'm so ashamed. 
 I love you, you love me, we're a happy fam-il-y, with a great big hug and a ... Nooo. I can't do it anymore. Brats. I hate them! This is degrading.. Sob.
 Hello I'm Alien. You may remember me from the series of movies in which I sprang out of human's stomachs and devoured them. I know that to many out there, I'm a role model.......

[Confess Here] [The Spanish Inquisition] [The Complete Script] [Images] [Celebrity Confessions] [Confession Plus] [Self-Referential T-Shirt]

We Deny Everything
©1995-1998 The Broken Plank.
All rights reserved.