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In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing website. This was the Spanish Inquisition...

  Celebrity Confessions. A selection of confessions made to us by celebrities which we promised to keep in strictest confidence. Oops.
  Images, pictures, photos. No more scouring the web for images of the Spanish Inquisition. We have them here in their full torturous entirity.
  Confessional Form. The latest in the state of the art confessional forms. Please feel free to unburden your conscience and confess to us. You know you want to.
  Confessional Plus service. Relax, lie back and confess your innermost secrets. For a nominal charge you will be permitted to use letters other than M and B.
  The Complete Script of the Spanish Inquisition sketch. Parental discretion advised. Uncensored scenes involving comfy chairs. Also available in canned format with screenshots from the original.
  The torturous concept of sheepishly self-referential apparel.
  Acoustic torture from the (very nearly) world famous Bucky Spins.

Much of the material on this site was acquired from Stone Dead Productions, Australia. Excellent site. They offer car insurance with a free nude lady. Of course, ultimately the blame for all this can be traced back to Monty Python themselves, who are not quite dead yet. For legal reasons, we are required to have the word "Spam" on this site at least once, and that is the only reason for this sentence.

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