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 And then a plank in reason broke,

And I dropped down and down 

And hit a world, at every plunge,

And finished knowing, then.


"I felt a funeral in my brain", 
Emily Dickenson (1830-1886) 

The Plank is a monthly magazine written by (not very) world famous author, Dalek Bell, so that his characters don't get bored during the long periods between novels. Dalek Bell is in turn a work of fiction, concocted by the Dalek Bell conspiracy. The conspiracy is a loosely structured group of (not in the slightest bit) famous writers who may or may not be fictional in turn. Some are involved in makesweet.com ("spread sweetness and light, or else"). You can contact the conspirators at dalek@makesweet.com.



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