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CONTENTS
Why gossip?
As happy as Larry
The uncovered web
Cheese
Pointy ears - Why?
What is this Life business anyway?
Unicorn ailments
The nature of reality
Lemmings- why do they do it?
The vegetable conspiracy, Part II: The Carrots
The vegetable conspiracy, Part I: The Cabbages




 
Have you ever wondered why leaves turn brown and start tap-dancing in Autumn? Why the sky looks blue and likes to play jazz solos? Now you can find out!



Why gossip?
What compulsion drives us to corner our friends and neighbours and bombard them with the latest saga of Mrs. Halmartin and her plumber? Why do we insist on having heated arguments about why a simple clogged shower is taking so long to fix?
As happy as Larry
The end of the universe wasn't much fun really, but after the initial unpleasantness with the being ripped into infinitesimal shreds bit, it all got sorted out and everyone went away happy.
The uncovered web
Links that don't exist yet. Look on these as a challenge.
Cheese
We tackle the Origin Question. Just where does cheese come from? Who was the first to discover the staggering truth?
Pointy ears - Why?
Mr. Spock. He has big ears. He is intelligent. Are these two facts related? We investigate.
What is this Life business anyway?
Life, love, elephants, and penguins.
Unicorn ailments
While the owner may be glad the unicorn no longer causes so many fatalities through enthusiastic but lamentably careless nuzzling...
The nature of reality
In the beginning, there was Something Else. But then that got sorted out.
Lemmings- why do they do it?
Is it really just population pressure? Or are more sinister forces at work?
The vegetable conspiracy, Part II: The Carrots
You may say that I know nothing of carrots or the threat they represent. You may say I am making this up as I go along
The vegetable conspiracy, Part I: The Cabbages
Those racks and thumb-screws were nothing compared with what some people have done with cabbages



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Seamus
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