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CONTENTS
The Nibbles maneuver
The toilet trap
Sinecure
Confronting Mr. Big
914
Happy Ending
Leave was cancelled
They won't stop at haircuts
Splat




 
The Broken Plank is proud to present some previously unavailable material from Dalek Bell's early work. Bell, the (very nearly) world famous author, is best known for his timeless epic, "the Noodle that knew Remorse."

The Nibbles maneuver
Episode II of "Mr. Big Goes Ballistic." Good and Evil continue to clash. But then Good has to go to the toilet.
The toilet trap
Episode III of "Mr. Big Goes Ballistic." Evil has Good trapped in the toilet.
Sinecure
An epic in zero parts.
Confronting Mr. Big
Episode I of "Mr. Big Goes Ballistic." Good and Evil clash as Helen the Helpless Hostage Heroine looks on. Well she occasionally looks on. She is somewhat busy studying for her finals, but she glances over every now and then to give Good some moral support.
914
It seems likely that a love of history is doomed to be unrequited.
Happy Ending
No doubt they put their trousers on one tentacle at a time, just like we do.
Leave was cancelled
He established a reign of terror across seven major continents
They won't stop at haircuts
I mean, do you think I actually enjoy young women bumping into me?
Splat
As the tortured tether finally tore and plummeted him to his doom, he made a mental note



Bucky
Spins

Seamus
Speaks

Clanking
Plank

Nitty
Gritty

Bell's
Briefs

Totally
Toons

Diverse
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