Re: Have you always dreamed of become a high payed consultant?

[Alistair Maclean <address@hidden>]

In article <cpGdnfLO8vvN2n-gXTWcpg@giganews.com>, JerryMouse
<nospam@bisusa.com> writes
>
>"Alistair Maclean" <alistair@ld50macca.demon.co.uk>
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>> I was tortured at school by having to do Romeo and Juliet, Merchant of
>> Venice, MacBeth (a clansman of mine) and Two Gentlemen From Verona. I
>> plan on self-abusing myself by doing Hamlet sometime, just so that I can
>> see how Guildenstern and Rosencrantz fit in. BTW, I love MacBeth, even
>> though the story is an English propaganda exercise (should that be
>> exercize?).
>>
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>Then you'll appreciate:
>
>"Is it thy tiny sword in front I'm glimpsing,
>With its blunt bit pointing to my wrists? I wish to touch it:
>I find I'm no good doing it, but I spy it still..."
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>This is but a part of Macbeth in which all "a's" and "e's" have been
>excised.
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>Or:
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>"To be, or not to be; that's the query:
>Whether you would be nobler to suffer mentally
>The stones and arrows of outrageous fortune,
>Or to take arms to oppose a sea of troubles,
>And through combat end them? To pass on, to sleep;
>No more..."
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>for five acts until:
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>"The rest be hush-hush."
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>Never having uttered the letter "i"
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>Currently work is afoot on Othello without the o's. It isn't easy, but
>what's art without suffering?
>
>
Who is it, exactly, who is producing these texts? And why?

Forsooth.

-- 
Alistair Maclean

Algorithmic, heuristic, sadistic
- Stanislaw Lem