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Are you a researcher in the Antartic? Ever wonder exactly what those penguins were saying behind your back? Well now is your chance to find out!

Message to decode:

Shuffle flap flap. Flap whoop. Flap flap flap. Squalk squalk squalk. Flap
flap. Squalk honk flap. Honk flap whoop flap! Squalk squaaaalk shuffle    
flap honk squaaaalk honk. Flap flap honk. Flap honk honk squalk. Squaaaalk
flap. Whoop squaaaalk flap? Honk honk squaaaalk honk flap honk. Honk
squaaaalk flap? Whoop whoop flap honk honk whoop. Whoop flap whoop.
Shuffle flap honk flap squalk squaaaalk flap. Squalk whoop. Squaaaalk flap
squalk? Shuffle shuffle flap honk flap! Shuffle flap honk squalk shuffle  
flap squalk squaaaalk? Squaaaalk flap shuffle honk whoop? Flap shuffle    
whoop. Flap flap. Honk squalk whoop flap whoop squalk honk flap. Whoop    
honk flap! Honk flap honk squaaaalk. Flap whoop. Squalk whoop flap?
Shuffle honk! Shuffle flap squalk whoop flap honk whoop. Honk flap honk   
squalk? Honk squalk flap. Squalk flap squaaaalk! Flap squaaaalk! Squalk   
shuffle flap whoop whoop shuffle? Flap whoop. Squaaaalk squalk flap.
Shuffle shuffle honk flap shuffle flap honk flap. Shuffle shuffle squalk  
flap.

Secret key (if any)

You can encode your own text, using any vocabulary you want, and even mail the results to friends who will no doubt be enormously impressed and fall swooning at your feet in admiration. If you actually want some true secrecy, you can password-protect the message by filling in the secret key box. This is optional. Disclaimer: This encryption system is a toy. Do not send sensitive documents through it because that would be silly. If it doesn't work, you have my apologies and nothing more. There is a limit on the size of messages that will be translated. Rabbits and other furry animals will not be translated correctly.