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Feeling your age?
WHAT SHOE SIZE IS HE?




 

What shoe size is He?

Astonomers, feeling a little down with the cosmos? Do you feel like packing it all in and taking up origami? Suffering from insomnia? Asking the big questions? Like: is there really a God? Where does he live? What shoe size is he?

Then why not eat at Joe's?

Yes eat at Joe's, the family restaurant.

All you can eat for $200 (per head) night on Tuesday. Singles night on Tuesdays. Country and Western night on Tuesdays. Line dancing on Tuesdays.**

**No children after 1.00pm. Joe's is not bound by any omission or inclusion in the above statement. Closed on Tuesdays.




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