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Are you begining to feel your age? Do you find youself suddenly out of breath? Is climbing those stairs getting you down? Then why not adopt a horde of rampaging penguins. Yes adopt a horde of rampaging penguins today. They are lovely animals and not at all menacing. So adopt a horde of trouble free rampaging penguins today !**
yes! I want to adopt a
horde of rampaging penguins!
**Penguins-R'-us Ltd. is not bound by any omissions or inclusions
in the above text. Penguins-R'-us Ltd. accepts no responsibility for
any ingestion of household appliances or inhabitants by the horde of rampaging penguins supplied. Penguins-R'-us Ltd. expressly denies any obligation to your
next of kin, and will not enter into any correspondence of a legal nature with them. We do however reserve the right to send them promotional material after a suitably respectful period has elapsed.
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