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Why gossip?
As happy as Larry
The uncovered web
Cheese
Pointy ears - Why?
WHAT IS THIS LIFE BUSINESS ANYWAY?
Unicorn ailments
The nature of reality
Lemmings- why do they do it?
The vegetable conspiracy, Part II: The Carrots
The vegetable conspiracy, Part I: The Cabbages




 

What is this Life business anyway?

Life. We don't talk about it much but everyone knows it is there. Lurking. A shadowy figure that infiltrates every fiber of our being. But what do we really know about it?

This is the subject matter of Dalek Bell's greatest novel, "The Noodle that Knew Remorse." In this epic, Bell uses the metaphor of a thousand rampaging elephants for life. Frightening. Massively powerful. Perhaps not particularly rational. Something that is liable to pound you into the ground and squish you flat if you stand around analyzing it too long.

This contrasts strikingly with Bell's metaphor for love, which is a thousand rampaging penguins. His thought processes in this instance are rather trickier to fathom. Perhaps he has a fondness for rampaging penguins, and who could blame him. Certainly, a horde of rampaging penguins unleashed on a major city can be, like love, all-consuming.

But back to our analysis of life, and the dangers of carrying that analysis on too long. This is an important point, so we will consider it in depth.


The author of the above article expresses his regrets, but due to being inadvertantly squished he is currently all width and has no depth left to consider.




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