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Hallo there readers.. well sure you'll never guess what happened this morning at mass! Father Mulcahy was getting up and sure doesn't Billy Dewire walk into the church and a young bullock after him. Sure was't there consternation altogether. Mrs. urphy w
as rolling her eyes to heaven although it didn't seem to have much of an effect and the bullock when mad and started chasing Jim, from Ballynahaunasy, down the aisle, although it was probably a isign from above that he should have stayed in his own parish
and sure isn't it true that he was covorting with that young Mcgrath one the other night when it's asplan as the nose on your face that she is just stringing him along. Sure the lads as thick as two planks which might explain why he thoght hiding in the
confessional box might do some good. Sure didn't the bullock have other ideas. Ah the lads scream would put your teeth on edge although mine are plastic and it doesn't quite have the same affect as it use to..ah sure well if you had your own set of teeth
it would have put them on edge they were so terrible. Although mind you he might have tried closing the door after him but sure the lad couldn't use the brains god gave him if he were being chased down the center aisle of a curch by an enraged bullock on
a damp sunday morning. Young James Waslh got up to try and len d some assistance to the lad. But sure James Walsh couldn't hit a cow in the arse with a shovel and sure didn't things just go from bad to worse. The priest decided to come down and see what a
ll the wracket was about. Between you and me he's as blind as a myopic bat whose taken too much of that viagra stuff not that I'd know much about all that now mind you. Although thats more than I can say for that kevin Delaney. Sure wasn't he walking arou
nd last week with a look of agony on his face that'd bring tears of symapthy to your eyes.
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