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Well sure isn't it me that's in it. Seamus. You'll never guess but sure hasn't young Jim from over Ballynahinch way just found out that his mother isn't who he thought she was. It's just shockin' news altogether and young Jim is beside himself with worry.
Hasn't he never seen the like of this in his 87 years on this planet. Apparently, it turns out that he is in fact the love child of young Bridget from the back of the Ballynacuuheen who had a bit of a fling with the old parish priest from over that way -
but sure thats not all as it turns out that Bridget is Maire from Ballynatubureen's long lost cousin and sure isn't Jim terrible confused altogether because he is now his own father's uncle and well it's just a shock to the system. I mean how can we stand for
this sort of thing, he'll be able to form his own hurling team if this sort of carry on continues although between you and me he'd be no loss to the local team, he never was the athletic type with that gammy knee of his from the
combined harvester accident.
And now the guards are on the look-out for Jim since he
is due in court on charges of marrying into his own family.
Last I heard, Jim is on the run and sure as I was saying isn't he crippled in one leg and not able to run very quickly, but then the local gardai were never the sharpest tools in the box and maybe young Jim will manage to get away.
Well doesn't this take the biscuit. I'd blame the parents only well sure aren't they young Jim himself anyway, or near enough.
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